December 2011
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doooweedo:
i’m kind of a horrible person
so i ordered pizza and the pizza guy was all happy and nice and it pissed me off for some reason because i’m cold, tired, and hungry. he was not allowed a good day. so i was on my way paying him and he was about to leave after i paid him, but i stopped him and told him i forgot the tip so i told him to wait there. so i purposely made all the penny fall...
4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
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neverlessdreaming asked: LETTER N!! :P
so today i've had two amazing videos dedicated to...
wirwen:
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dorito-falls asked: L?
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sketchlyful asked: S for Sarah :D
juliacesar asked: D!
Put a LETTER in my ask box and I'll tell you 5...
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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so next year will be the first time in 10 years...
ihaveseen-yourheart:
iwillmindfuckyou:
I have been in Doctor Who so many times, I'm...
koalasmakemehappy:
There I am.
And there.
I think I look particularly dashing in this one.
someone: stop saying sorry.
me: sorry.
Arthur: Merlin!
Tristan: he knows this tunnels.
Arthur: I'm going back!
Tristan: for a servant?
Me: no bitch, for the love of his life.
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that awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
trust:
LOL, this is my life.
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When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at...
blowingbluebubbles:
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Just got a comment from Hanna aka Dazzleme7
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